Any man who thinks this kind of thing is attractive to women probably needs to be shot at dawn

Published: June 12, 2014 at 7:21pm

I’m assuming they’re heterosexual because that is the gist of the original piece in The Telegraph – though let’s be clear, I’m far more shocked by the inability of a online columnist for The Telegraph to distinguish between practices and practises than I am by the half-thongs and their cunning engineering.

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22 Comments Comment

  1. Bob says:

    They’re gay – from The Only Way is Essex.

  2. Regular reader says:

    TOWIE (the only way is Essex) is a reality TV. Bobby and Harry are gay.

    [Daphne – Thank for saying that. If I had said it, the usual suspects would have jumped on me for being ‘homophobic’. That columnist probably felt the same way, too, which is why she’s treating them as straight.]

  3. jasper says:

    What happens if they sneeze ?

  4. observer says:

    Unbelievably degenerate.

  5. ken il malti says:

    They look as fruity as a punch bowl salad.

  6. tinnat says:

    Sometimes worse mistakes are made by the BBC online.

  7. Katrin says:

    Self-centred narcissists. Only interested in themselves.

  8. Joe Fenech says:

    These people are ridiculous and chronically narcissist.

    Gays did not emerge in the bloody 70s.

  9. LTM says:

    A willykini!!

  10. anthony says:

    I am more intrigued by this practices and practises business, which I quite honestly fail to understand, than by the pics of these sick people.

    [Daphne – Practice is the noun and practise is the verb. That’s in British English. In American English, practise does not exist and both noun and verb are practice.]

    • anthony says:

      You are perfectly right.

      I am still in a quandary.

      Where did the Telegraph columnist go wrong?

      [Daphne – The term encapsulates the new breed of male who thinks nothing of using (and abusing) products, practises and pleasures previously only the domain of women and gay men. Practises including wearing half-thongs to the beach. ]

      • anthony says:

        Thank you.

        I never bothered to go to the column itself.

        Now, that I have read it, I know what you mean.

        Peacock got her verbs, nouns and knickers all in a twist.

        This is no great surprise.

        Not all that many English people can write good, correct English.

  11. Peritocracy says:

    Here’s Steve Hughes on the “straightness” of gay men, and the “gayness” of straight men.

    Hilarious must watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9SiDtJLaU

  12. H.P. Baxxter says:

    This looks like my great-uncle Vincenzo ‘Whoopsie’ Camenzuli-Baxxter’s wardrobe malfunction during the diving event at the 1936 Olympics. He won, but was disqualified and had to forfeit. The Führer refused to shake his hand and he ended his days in obscurity, dying at Dunkirk.

  13. SPiru says:

    Looking forward to having Natius Farrugia sport one fuq il-Hnejja aka Blue Grotto.

  14. chico says:

    a new meaning to “my better half?”

  15. DundeeG says:

    I do not wish to see this at Mellieħa this year. I honestly don’t.

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