Will some kind soul please help Frederick Testa get laid? It would be an act of charity.
It must have been a slow day at PBS for a sexually starved Frederick Testa because at some point today he uploaded his photographs and details on the hook-up site Planet Romeo.
This is the second time he’s been caught doing that. What does he imagine – that because he uses the prowler name Xakal instead of his real name, none of the other Maltese men on the site are going to work out who that is in the picture and immediately take a screenshot and send it to me instead of messaging him for sex?
The man must be having some kind of breakdown or something to upload such explicit personal details about his sexual preferences and penis when he’s in the public eye and one of the Labour Party’s main ‘poster-boys’ in the last general election.
And no, I don’t think this sort of thing is acceptable just because he’s a gay man (bisexual, actually, as I’ve just discovered thanks to his self-published details).
Imagine if Ramona Frendo, who did exactly what he did for the Labour Party in the election campaign – billboard, official campaign video, faux-switcher testimonial at the former Eden ice rink – had to do the same and upload her very personal sexual preferences and body cavity details with her picture on a hook-up site for casual sex.
There would be an uproar with half the country tut-tutting about what a disgrace and what a whore and what this and what that.
But in this backward society men are still kept to a different set of standards and nowadays, you’ve even been made to think that nothing a gay (sorry, bisexual) man can do is stupid or disgusting, even when it is, in case you’re thought ‘homophobic’.
Well, I’m sorry but Frederick Testa’s behaviour is disgusting, and given his public profile, it is also mad and stupid. Not that the Labour Party would care, because if it’s happy with people like Jeffrey Pullicino and John Dalli, it will think nothing of one of its billboard people giving the following details on the internet.
XAKAL
Single (well, no surprises there, really)
Looking for sexdates with users aged 28 to 65
Dicksize: M and uncut
Position: Versatile (not at your age, Fred – you don’t want to end up in A & E with a slipped disc at 2am)
Fucking: Top only
Fisting: No (I’m warning my more naive readers that I am NOT going to explain what this is – Google it if you must)
S & M: soft only
Dirty: No
Fetish: Leather, uniform, worker
Let’s make all his Christmases come at once and send him The Village People for some top-only action. Then he can turn it into one of his PBS dramas: “Red China Dock No. 1 Gang Bang.”
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Didn’t Marisa Micallef upload a similar profile when she got to the USA?
[Daphne – No. That was a different sort of hook-up site. And she didn’t give this kind of intimate detail, because it wasn’t the kind of site that asked for it.]
A hook-up site nonetheless …
(can’t say this in English)
Mela mhux diga h*xja li inghata job bhal dak meta lanqas jiswa sold?
To add on what you said, Fetish: ‘Leather’ should also be googled, to those who don’t know what it metaphorically means, as its not just wearing leather pants and a leather jacket.
This is not recommended for readers of a susceptible nature.
“Dicksize: M, uncut.”
Thank goodness, it’s still there. Imagine if he said it had been cut…
I’m so sorry I cannot help him.
I am over 65.
Tough luck.
Taqtax qalbek Fred. Xi haga jssib.
Hook him up with Manu Maltes.
I think he’d be up for some ‘beautifully layered uncut cock’. Kiwi salad not so sure.
He passed away. So please let him rest in peace.
I’m sorry if he died. I hadn’t heard anything about his death.
Holy Malta indeed.
“Looking for users”. No comment.
What will he be doing with a Corto Maltese puppet ? Just imagine, as much as he does.
How big is size M? (Not that I’m interested)
jaf bih cyrus?
The anagram of ‘Xakal’ is ‘Laxka’.
All he has to do is add ‘Rota’ in front of that.
Che Testa di c*azzo.
Cicco what’s the ‘star’ for? You’ve spelt it all there you naughty man.
Yes, bob, sometimes one just has to spell it out for them.
He should get hooked up with the Village People.
Sure Cyrus can help him out, in exchange for some pictures.
Cyrus Engerer keeps holey pictures on his pen drive.
F*cking unbelievable. This guy must be one f*cking a*shole, in the true meaning of the word.
Bill Millam
Los Angeles
Wasn’t there a Maltese Kitten (or something like that) running around a while back? Maybe he can hook up with him. Or is he over 65?
Perhaps our Kenneth is having kittens.
Knowing all the details, nothing intrigues or tickles my fancy.
As much as I would like to believe this, is it possible that someone uploaded this in order to make him look bad, even though its the second time he’s been caught doing this?
[Daphne – No.]
Mur ara x’textixa nhoss /ihoss jekk jien naghmel fisting mieghu jew hu jaghmlu mieghi. Angli tal-hniena. Bilkemm titwemmen.
He’s gay all the way. Gej bil-bisexual. If he indeed was bisexual, he’d have similar profiles on Men-looking-for-women sites, but he’s got none of those.
I heard he was kicked out of MADC following his racist slurs directed at an actor.
wahahahahaaaaa!!!! If I were him I would dig myself a hole and hide in it. Absolutely insane! Funny and sad at the same time!
Cyrus Engerer ma thajjarx?
He’s busy with his laptop at the moment and gearing up for the Pride March to be held tonight.
New PBS drama: ‘Last Night in Bang-Cock’ –
Frederick Testa who gets bi on 2300 euros per month since getting this f*cking top position seeks users between 28 and 65 to introduce their M and uncut during this year’s MaltaFist.
Dress: Leather, uniform, worker.
And his next PBS drama will be a personalised re-release of ‘A Good Day to Die Hard’
http://www.diehardmovie.com/
Words fail me. For anybody to end up posting their sexual preferences in full sight is already crazy enough – I mean, imagine colleagues and friends accessing this information.
However, when you’re a government appointee (what is he, by he way, head of drama at PBS? well, he could provide us with some once he hooks up, couldn’t he?) it screams “impropriety”.
But they don’ care, now, do they? I mean, it is improper that just because somebody is a poster boy they end up lapping up top jobs.
PS: Your readers’ comments are absolutely hilarious.
Not only utterly ‘disgusting, mad and stupid’ but – even more than that – absolutely degenerate.
L-aqwa li noqghodu nissipjaw l-espresso at the Sliema Front nilaghbuha ta` l-elite.
Sipping espresso is…insipid.
Real men don’t sip their espresso. They gulp it down, hot, black, fast, burning like the acid of eternal ennui.
I think by fisting he probably means the kind of gesticulation shown in the last photo.
This is another soldier of steel, that’s why he likes uniform, leather and worker. These men with mid-life crisis can make such fools of themselves honestly. Was he drunk when he placed his profile or what? How embarrassing.
Mid-life crisis at 60?
Not only is he sleazy , but he must be insane to post such intimate details on sites of that sort. So much for the progressivi moderati of New Labour.
I’m flying in the face of public opinion here, but I endorse this request for sex. It’s the only genuine thing to come out of the Labour fold since Alfred Sant revealed his passion for raising rabbits.
As time goes by, you can see how Henley and Beijing money was wisely used not only to attract the misfits, the discontented, the xenophobics, the narcissists, the bored and the new voters but also bisexual men with uncut medium male parts looking for crumpet/trumpet on the internet.
This sad man should advertise in the personals or stick up flyers in all the Labour Party clubs around the island. He’ll be scoring in no time.
Frederick Testa dahal dritt fil-Partit tal-Haddiem, u qabez ghall-haddiem, specjalmet ghall dak li jkollu jibles uniformi u ghal dawk aktar li juzaw l-ingwanti tal-gilda.
Ughhhh… desperado
His profile was taken down that night, a few hours after the this post was published.