Does the prime minister wear adult diapers?
Why does he always stand with his feet wide apart, like a toddler wearing a towelling nappy?
There’s a time and place for everything. When you’re shooting the breeze at a barbecue with your mates, bottle of beer in your hand, you stand with your legs apart – a subconscious way of asserting yourself by taking up as much space as possible and also suggesting that your family jewels are so large that you have to give them space to breath.
But when you’re putting flowers on somebody’s grave (however malodorous the defunct individual) or laying a wreath, you stand up straight, shoulders back, feet together, neck straight, chin down.
This is possible even when you are fat with truncated limbs.
And please, Martin Scicluna, keep your mouth shut. Would you have wanted this man to marry your daughter and breed your grandchildren? No, you would not.
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He should keep a packet of “cornflour” handy – a palmful puffed up to his big jewels every morning ought to do the trick.
But if his jewels are being kept in a loose boxers, then they are all over the place, and with this heat…
So he should invest in a good tight jockstrap.
Big jewels ? You must be kidding.
GOOD ONE JOHN T! You make me laugh….. thanks.
With the amount of genetically modified corn (maize) around, it is not a good idea to keep cornflour around your family jewels, as it might make them mutate to Godzilla sized proportions or even into Godzilla himself.
Perhaps he has his ego up his arse.
Forsi imfettah bhal Mussolini u Saddam Hussein
I think that posture comes naturally because he is used to giving right of way to Kurt Farrugia.
Qed jikkoncentra bhal Cristiano Ronaldo qabel free-kick.
Bhal ma jghid il-Malti ” Biz-zmien il-bajd jikber u z-z*** jickien”
Well, the photographer has asked for a cot.
Forsi mxawwat, miskin. Ahjar xi hadd jibghatlu pakkett 123 powder.
Perhaps he is imitating Cristiano Ronaldo for a freekick :)
Unfortunately this is our prime minister
Forsi xxawwat ghax dam hafna liebes is-swimming shorts imxarrbin fuq il-yacht ta’ Facecream Phyllis.
Perhaps he’s using it as a sun dial to tell the time.
On the day the Sun rises during the equinox and ascends through the sky, rising towards its zenith, something unremarkable but very interesting happens.
His dick finally causes a shadow.
I do not think that adult diapers force you to walk like that. Must be something else.
Hey Daphne, don’t forget it is summer time. All that humidity between the legs may contribute to skin irritations, fungus, blackheads and, last but not least, foul odour.
So a light breeze while staring at his (and everybody’s) inevitable fate can only contribute to make the life of the people around him a bit more bearable.
B’xiex twikkejna ghandek tghid!
Attakk fahxi u personali fuq bej’ saqajn il-prim
Daphne, I liked this one immensely. And what family jewels! Once lost never regained.
For people with such postures we used to say “qisu ixxawwat”. Proof that he ‘does’ wear a nappy.
Must be the fat between his legs that forces him to keep them apart.
Maybe he is ‘celebrating’ and not ‘commemorating.’