Oh dear, Jason must be planning a palace coup
A friend walked into a famous coffee bar in Valletta around half an hour ago and promptly walked out again, messaging me as follows:
Jaqq, jaqq, jaqq – just walked into XX and saw a corma taghna lkollers squeezed like sardines at the back of the shop with that Alfred Zammit, that presenter on Super One, and Jason Micallef bang in the midst of them. Jaqq. Ma flahthomx u tlaqt il-barra. A real corma hamalli qishom f’kazin.
I messaged back to say that it is their new ‘in’ place, and that unfortunately they are putting off everyone else because when they are there, nobody else goes in as they are so conspicuous and overbearing, and he replied:
Ha nghidlek, they managed to scare me off for sure.
Great for business, anyway. Now it looks like Owen Bonnici isn’t too crazy about Jason ‘Shutter Specs’ Micallef, either. In Times of Malta today:
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Next time, please indicate the name of the establishment so that we do not run the risk of bumping into this kind of scum.
Hope it is not my favourite espresso and sandwich bar
I can’t understand why Jason Micallef is so concerned about the blessed concert being held in November. I can’t understand his fixation on Eurovision either.
I thought I was a fan, Jason Micallef seems to be the Diva of all fans. There always seems to be some new Eurovision issue with him.
I have always loved stories/jokes of the ” a man walked into a bar” ilk. I think they’re the best for creating the apprehension so desirable of a well related anecdote. But above all I’m waiting for some smart arse to come up with a good “man walked out of a bar” story…and got hit by a 5 ton truck sort of thing.
I too like those jokes about the bar as long as the person walking into the bar is Jason and is neither an Irishman nor a Scot.
Nhar it-Tnejn kont qed niehu cappuccino Costa Cafe fl-Embassy il-Belt. Ftit wara nara lil Owen Bonnici ma’ mara u tifel zghajr u iddecidew li jidhlu fl-istess cafe u poggew fuq mejda ta’ hdejha.
Kien liebes suit u bl-ingravata (u kienet shana kbira), imma kien veru pulit. Thassartu imma fl’istess hin ammirajtu ghax zamm id-dekor tieghu.
Make that ‘palace coop’ – an enclosure for bird brains.
Of course V18 chief’s view are his own – ma jmurx idahhlu f’xi basla Jason, peress li mhux ilsienu twil.
My god, men have coffee at cafe.