We have some flash news from the Hal Qormi Banana Festival

Published: November 15, 2014 at 4:18pm

The flash news is that they are also going to have red bananas.

Something tells me there’s going to be a massive turn-out at this banana festival tomorrow. I hope they’re grateful.

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28 Comments Comment

    • Cikku says:

      Il-kulur tal-Gorganizi. Ma kontux tafu?

      • red banana says:

        u il-kulur ahdar huwa il-kullur ta kull banana li tkun ghada mhux MATURA. nahseb ilum ahjar ngibulek ftit lumi ghax wara din l-attivita ha jkollok bzonna ;)

        [Daphne – That’s not true. Unripe yellow bananas are green and not red. Red bananas are something else.]

  1. Mark says:

    What exactly was the matter with yellow bananas?

  2. Rumplestiltskin says:

    Having a red banana shows you’re in.

  3. manum says:

    Yes, they can sit on them.

  4. Angus Black says:

    Red Chinese or Red Russian bananas?

  5. Banana republic ... again says:

    “One of the main sponsor.” Why do they write in English when they can’t?

  6. Edward says:

    It’s official: We truly are a banana republic. Was this what Muscat had in mind when he spoke of the new republic?

  7. Lizz says:

    If Mafimex are just one of the main sponsors for this festival (as stated) then where is Rosanne getting the rest from?

  8. il-Ginger says:

    ONE banana pls

  9. chico says:

    Well, reading the Times today, seems like there’s one banana less in Qormi.

  10. thinking says:

    What is yellow and goes bzzzzzzzz? An electric banana. They might want to see a few of these too at the festival.

  11. Francis Saliba M.D. says:

    The Malta Labour Party now has not only gone bananas but also red bananas.

  12. Watcher of lies says:

    Add a banana bunch to that boat, oars and prickly pear tree, and hey presto, you have Muscat’s republic coat-of-arms
    https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8Wa8g96c_8w7HtPKsawUAcurOBOH3RMvjzbvBfJLrbYmNv9V7

  13. mixa says:

    Hopefully, it’s once in a BLUE moon that we see a RED banana.

  14. Dave Alan Caruana says:

    This is *so* appropriate on so many levels!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPAJ9I7AIAs

  15. maltija says:

    L-injoranza li ghad hemm go dan ir-rahal u rhula ohra Maltin hija tal-biza. Issa l-banana hamra kien jonqos.

    • Watcher of lies says:

      I don’t think that Qormi is a ‘rahal’. It’s more like a highly sprawled big town by Maltese standards. A ‘rahal’ would be maybe Hal Dingli, or Hal Safi.

      When it takes you 20 minutes to get from one side to the other…

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