And meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away…
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December 8, 2014 at 12:50pm
Cyrus Engerer has put up a photograph of his and Randolph’s Christmas tree in their Brussels flat. Ahem.
For one brief moment there, I thought their Christmas fairy might actually be Perm Rep Marlene Bonnici’s chef de cabinet (Randolph) wearing one of those nice red latex catsuits with breast-zippers and a detachable cod-piece, an early Christmas present from fellow Dar Malta staff member (bending the rules re criminal record) Cyrus.
But while size and weight are wrong.
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Evenings in with these two must be worth millions in lost porn revenue.
And Karmenu Vella is enthusiastically tending to tomato plants on the roof.
https://twitter.com/KarmenuVella/status/541910906746445824
Christmas tree ?
I thought that at one point we would be seeing pictures of Randolph in compromising positions.
What’s he doing there, looking for his mobile?
He must be with Red Touch.
Nice one! Comment made my afternoon
Nice fetha.
Somehow this 90-degree angle isn’t looking right.
One of them is red with embarrassment.
Mmmmm the tree is normal but what the heck is that red figurine?
The Christmas fairy.
Is this to show us that they’ve got a Mac?
Are those his’n’his USB sticks?
Gosh how very passé and threadbare cheap.
Not even minimalist.
What is that red figure supposed to be?
It’s an attempt to resolve the Pythagoras theorem – the one about a triangle with a 90 degree angle. The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the square of the other two sides.
The guy is checking making sure that the angle is 90 degrees.
I’m fed up of people like Cyrus Engerer who post controversial artworks in hope of impressing people with their ‘intellectual’ open-minded view on what art is, or should be.
The piece might not be as ridiculous as it seems, but in this context, given who he is, and in the way he chose to take the photo to show it off as his Facebook cover photo, it is disgusting.
Is either Cyrus or Randolph even capable of holding that Kama Sutra position?
nimmagina wiehed minnhom hekk
Ghadu dilettant tal-porn.
Ghandu il-patata hamra.
Dak il-blow up ‘doll’ rigal tal-Milied?
Buy your Christmas playsuit here:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-s-100-Latex-Catsuit-with-Breast-Zippers-Red-Cod-Piece-Leotard/1720885163.html
Jigifieri int qed tghid li dik mhux statwa imma wiehed minnhom liebes hekk?
Xi hlew. Issa fejn ha jwahhlu l-mistletoe?
Issa ghidlu Kenneth Zammit Tabona, l-espert tal-arti.
Veru gvern taz-z*bb.
Mur tnejjek, Cyrus.
Qazzist l-Alla li halqek u lil Malta kollha.
Mhux ta’ b’xejn qalftuk il-barra tal-PN.
Borza sewda tar-rubbish nadifa aktar minnekk.
That man in the sculpture seems to be struggling to pass some wind.
I suppose it’s a take on Rodin’s ‘Thinker’, who’s decided to get up off the loo and take serious action.
Donnu qed ‘jivventila.’
You wish Cyrus Engerer fits into that latex leotard , qisu hawt hara .
Looks an ideal starter atmosphere for Brussels’ heavy swingers scene.
Bit cheap though.
If that is supposed to be a photograph of the Christmas tree he needs to learn how to take pictures.
Is that Cyrus Engerer’s idea of Father Christmas?