And meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away…

Published: December 8, 2014 at 12:50pm

Cyrus Engerer has put up a photograph of his and Randolph’s Christmas tree in their Brussels flat. Ahem.

For one brief moment there, I thought their Christmas fairy might actually be Perm Rep Marlene Bonnici’s chef de cabinet (Randolph) wearing one of those nice red latex catsuits with breast-zippers and a detachable cod-piece, an early Christmas present from fellow Dar Malta staff member (bending the rules re criminal record) Cyrus.

But while size and weight are wrong.

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33 Comments Comment

  1. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Evenings in with these two must be worth millions in lost porn revenue.

  2. Peritocracy says:

    And Karmenu Vella is enthusiastically tending to tomato plants on the roof.

    https://twitter.com/KarmenuVella/status/541910906746445824

  3. Rosie says:

    Christmas tree ?

  4. ciccio says:

    I thought that at one point we would be seeing pictures of Randolph in compromising positions.

    What’s he doing there, looking for his mobile?

  5. pm says:

    Nice fetha.

  6. Bilboa says:

    Somehow this 90-degree angle isn’t looking right.

  7. sense and logic says:

    One of them is red with embarrassment.

  8. the box says:

    Mmmmm the tree is normal but what the heck is that red figurine?

  9. Ginu says:

    Is this to show us that they’ve got a Mac?

  10. canon says:

    What is that red figure supposed to be?

    • ciccio says:

      It’s an attempt to resolve the Pythagoras theorem – the one about a triangle with a 90 degree angle. The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the square of the other two sides.

      The guy is checking making sure that the angle is 90 degrees.

  11. MMMM says:

    I’m fed up of people like Cyrus Engerer who post controversial artworks in hope of impressing people with their ‘intellectual’ open-minded view on what art is, or should be.

    The piece might not be as ridiculous as it seems, but in this context, given who he is, and in the way he chose to take the photo to show it off as his Facebook cover photo, it is disgusting.

  12. LIXU says:

    Is either Cyrus or Randolph even capable of holding that Kama Sutra position?

  13. gn says:

    nimmagina wiehed minnhom hekk

  14. Madoff says:

    Ghandu il-patata hamra.

  15. Allo Allo says:

    Dak il-blow up ‘doll’ rigal tal-Milied?

  16. Issa Daqshekk says:

    Xi hlew. Issa fejn ha jwahhlu l-mistletoe?

  17. Joe Fenech says:

    Veru gvern taz-z*bb.

  18. Cyrus's Red Faerie says:

    Mur tnejjek, Cyrus.

    Qazzist l-Alla li halqek u lil Malta kollha.

    Mhux ta’ b’xejn qalftuk il-barra tal-PN.

    Borza sewda tar-rubbish nadifa aktar minnekk.

  19. Lizz says:

    That man in the sculpture seems to be struggling to pass some wind.

    I suppose it’s a take on Rodin’s ‘Thinker’, who’s decided to get up off the loo and take serious action.

  20. Freedom5 says:

    You wish Cyrus Engerer fits into that latex leotard , qisu hawt hara .

  21. Tabatha White says:

    Looks an ideal starter atmosphere for Brussels’ heavy swingers scene.

    Bit cheap though.

  22. Natalie Mallett says:

    If that is supposed to be a photograph of the Christmas tree he needs to learn how to take pictures.

  23. Gaetano Pace says:

    Is that Cyrus Engerer’s idea of Father Christmas?

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