What offers for two Labour Party emblems made of genuine matchsticks?

Published: January 23, 2015 at 7:49pm

What sort of person would spend time and trouble making something like this out of matchsticks? And what sort of person would buy them?

They probably have a hunting licence.

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34 Comments Comment

  1. Painter says:

    He wasted his talent on a party emblem? Just why?

  2. XXX says:

    Oh..I’m sure he’ll sell them.

  3. ron says:

    Sulfarina biex naghmilhom dahna.

  4. Banana republic ... again says:

    Id like to offer something: one single burning match.

  5. lo squalo says:

    Sulfarina ohra u ahraqhom!

  6. unbennant says:

    I think that they’re worth their weight in ashes.

  7. scott brown says:

    I will offer one more matchstick to burn both emblems.

  8. Fido says:

    Min? Sa llum jmissek taf! Dawk kollha b’moħħ ta’ beċċun

  9. Don Camillo says:

    Noffri sulfarina wahda.

  10. Very True says:

    Are they combustible?

  11. Candy says:

    Must have been serving time.

  12. ciccio says:

    Let’s look at the positive side of things. If he is a hunter, he will have more time to dedicate to his matchsticks hobby with a closed hunting season in the spring.

  13. Artemis says:

    They’re not worth a light.

  14. Malti ta ' Veru says:

    How about 650 euros and they can throw in Maltese citizenship FREE OF CHARGE. An irresistible offer.

  15. Joe Borg says:

    I would buy them. Then I would add just another match to both. With a flame at the end.

  16. taqattani says:

    Sbieh usjta, man – kull ma jonqosom… sulfarina.

  17. Orlando Ellul Micallef says:

    Lighter…

  18. John Higgins says:

    Burn them

  19. Carrie Erbag says:

    When the fires of judgment come, they’ll be ashes.

  20. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Tal-f*cking biza’.

  21. Arnold Layne says:

    Made out of matches? Strike ’em all, I say.

  22. Scorpio says:

    Noffru sulfarina ohra biex tahraqhom.

  23. Conservative says:

    English gentleman after a heavy night out, still sitting at the bar talking in cut-glass, crisp, Royal St. James’s, former Guards Officer accent, to friend, retired banker:

    “Did I tell you I have a new baby? My new car is an Aston Martin. Fabulous bit of kit, old bean”.

    Connie from Cospicua nudges husband Dominic and says: “Smajtu x’qal, semma l-baby Car-as-ton. X’wahda din, hekk insemmuh lil taghna, hi, Karsten Agius. U ta’ dan is-Sinjur, zgur xi habib tar-Regina, jismu Kasten Martin.”

    That was late 70s. We’re now stuck with Karsten as a mainstream-certain-area-name.

  24. Wilson says:

    Interesting kindling.

  25. Dott Abjad says:

    The Maltese Taliban Community.

  26. Kevin says:

    Jiena noffri sulfarina ohra biex intuhom in-nar.

  27. canon says:

    The mobile police station set up in Marsascala and inaugurated by ex Minister Manwel Mallia and Mrs Corduta Mallia had to be removed. It seems the blessing by the priest was in vain.

  28. Tania says:

    I love your blog and the way you updated it some time ago especially the “next post” and “previous post” buttons but I think they should change places. I hope it’s not too presumptuous of me to suggest it but the going to the next post button should be on the right and the go back to the previous post should be on the left…just feels more logical.

  29. Rumplestiltskin says:

    … or a Xarabank devotee.

  30. bob-a-job says:

    If you want to make them more realistic, just light the torches.

  31. Rosie says:

    Burn the centre and keep the frame

  32. MK says:

    My guess, Someone who has nothing better to do, with an income and free housing provided by the government.

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