Somebody tell the woman who sells face cream that she’s in charge of the ORGANISATION of CHOGM 2015 logistics, not the boss of the Commonwealth Heads of Government

Can you believe this Phyllis Muscat. Straight from selling pots and tubes of Guinot to beauty salons, into the chair of the CHOGM 2015 organisation committee, and she thinks she’s in charge of the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting itself.

Somebody clearly has not outlined her brief.

“We want to make this summit not just for Commonwealth leaders but for the people,” she tweeted, still banging those Taghna Lkoll drums for Joseph while Joseph bangs her…well, nothing actually, though he does spend rather a lot of time on her boat in the summer (with the Spouse of the Prime Minister in a white hat).

It’s not up to you, Mrs (Phyllis) Muscat. You’re not in charge of the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting. You’re in charge of making sure the wheels of hotels, security, transit, transportation, feeding the multitudes and so on turn smoothly.

You’re the behind-the-scenes sergeant-major, so please – stay there, be invisible, and make sure there are no Taghna Lkoll cock-ups when the time comes.