I really don’t know where to begin with these photographs

I could say that they make a strong case against evolution and an even stronger one for genetic annihilation, but that would be considered offensive.

So let’s stick with the jokes instead, though no doubt those are going to be considered offensive too. After you, dear readers.

Note: the people in the picture are the pillars of the Maltese constitution, together with their better halves, except for the Speaker of the House, who apparently no longer has one. The taller man in the middle is Matthew Festing, Grand Master of the Order of St John.