And of course, Malta’s consul-general in Shanghai got her flags mixed up

“Why bother about a little detail like that at the opening of Malta’s consular office in Shanghai? I’m only the Energy Minister’s escaped wife masquerading as a diplomat under contract to Malta Enterprise.”

“Judge by what I do for you.”

Disastrous. The People’s Republic of China is apparently now in the European Union. Let’s hope somebody has since rung them up from the Foreign Office in Malta and instructed them on how to line up those flags. But somehow, I doubt it. They say they don’t have her number and don’t know where to find her.