COLDWATERGATE: The Maltese men went for the buffet

More qaħbarijiet from my source at the FKK Acapulco brothel: between swearing about the cold water, putting on towelling robes, and negotiating with a prostitute for sex, the Minister for the Economy and his EU Presidency policy officer helped themselves to food from the buffet. The Minister for the Economy spent some time “sitting round the corner of the bar” – don’t ask me, I’m not familiar with the geography of the place – “opposite a girl with huge boobs, who didn’t seem to have any business”.

I laughed at that reference to the huge boobs, because only this morning I got a message from a police officer: “Inżel sa lis-Steam u ssibu hemm. Razzett baqar, għax hekk iħobbhom.”

Razzett baqar – this is what we have come to, with the police talking about a cabinet minister in this contemptuous way.

Two of the Minister for the Economy’s favourite ladies at Steam.