I have no words. Friends, the situation is now desperate.

Published: February 3, 2017 at 8:22pm

Imagine France serving French peasant food to EU leaders at a major summit in Paris, or treating heads of government as though they’re journalists brought over by the Malta Tourism Authority for a promotional opportunity, and then having France Télévisions tweet and report about it.

And to make matters worse, at this time of the year those lampuki will have been frozen for at least two months.