The Minister for the Economy is so sophisticated and fit for purpose

Published: March 5, 2017 at 1:00am

Christian Cardona, the Minister for the Economy, is currently close to getting plastered at a cheap bar over a kebab shop on the main road in Haz-Zebbug. Saturday night fever. And apparently he’s planning on driving himself home. As the person who told me put it: “Road block tajjeb hemm bzonn b’xeba breathalysers.”

Note to Cardona: there is nothing left to seize in my bank account. So don’t even bother trying.

They look like they got to their New Jersey warehouse crime convention in a couple of Lincoln Town Cars with blacked-out windows.