16 September face-off: Delia’s campaign office releases new publicity cushion

All along I’ve been wondering who he reminds me of, and then suddenly it struck me when a reader posted a comment referring to him as “that man with the Bart Simpson mouth”. I needed the laugh after a long, long day.

“Dak mhux tug! Dak hija! Dak demna! Dak Malti!”

“I’m looking for my audit.”

“Why pay your creditors when you can buy a boat?”