And in other news from the world outside poisonous Lilliput

Published: September 25, 2017 at 1:34am

Angela Merkel has won a fourth mandate as chancellor of Germany. Not half bad for a woman who doesn’t wear hooker shoes, doesn’t bother with botox, make-up or hair-torture, and never starved herself into skinny jeans at 45, eh, Delia? Now that’s what I call a real woman worth her salt.

A woman’s place, as the neo-fascist leader of the Nationalist Party sees it, is definitely not chancellor of Germany but more in the way of something like this