First things first: do something about that horrendous posture

Published: October 16, 2017 at 2:09pm

You can wear the flashiest watch and keep your snazzy shirt-cuff turned up to make sure we see it, but if you shamble about with rounded shoulders, a stoop and a neck that sticks out at 45 degrees from your shoulder-blades like a tortoise’s, it kind of undoes the effect you hope to create. The make-up-free-and-practical-haircut-nanna-face and expression don’t help, either. I look at that facial expression and think that any moment now, he’s going to bring out his knitting.