First things first: do something about that horrendous posture

Published: October 16, 2017 at 2:09pm

You can wear the flashiest watch and keep your snazzy shirt-cuff turned up to make sure we see it, but if you shamble about with rounded shoulders, a stoop and a neck that sticks out at 45 degrees from your shoulder-blades like a tortoise’s, it kind of undoes the effect you hope to create. The make-up-free-and-practical-haircut-nanna-face and expression don’t help, either. I look at that facial expression and think that any moment now, he’s going to bring out his knitting.

4 Comments Comment

  1. Gez says:

    See, even that boy can tell he’s a crook. Look how protective of his toy he is.

  2. photog says:

    “Oqghod dritt!” My mother must have uttered these words at least once a day in my younger care-free days.

  3. etc90 says:

    Flash watch? Even pilots won’t be seen dead wearing a Breitling and they’re pilot’s watches.

  4. Amadeo Lapira says:

    He needs to do other things as well. That’s deliver on his promises to show AUDITED ACCOUNTS not just a statement, plus of course his last three income tax returns.

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