Michelle used to have this look, but she doesn’t anymore. It’s called a Manchester tan.

Published: February 28, 2013 at 12:58am
Brown face, pink neck - if you can't match the skin-tone, just don't use make-up. This look is called a Manchester tan.

Brown face, pink neck – if you can’t match the skin-tone, just don’t use make-up. This look is called a Manchester tan.

The Manchester tan look is all too visible here because there's a moat between the mask and hairline.

The Manchester tan look is all too visible here because there’s a moat between the mask and hairline.

A Manchester tan with blusher. Not a nice look. Maybe if you're under the lights, but not nice for running around in all day.

A Manchester tan with blusher. Not a nice look. Maybe if you’re under the lights, but not nice for running around in all day.

I solemnly vow that this picture has not been retouched. I paused that video of Muscat at the gym at various intervals and took screen shots. This one shows his terrible make-up, which isn't matched to his skin, deteriorating under gym conditions.

I solemnly vow that this picture has not been retouched. I paused that video of Muscat at the gym at various intervals and took screen shots. This one shows his terrible make-up, which isn’t matched to his skin, deteriorating under gym conditions.




15 Comments Comment

  1. Harry Purdie says:

    The little shit will be destroyed by the European satirical press. Will even shift Berlusconi to the second page.

  2. ciccio says:

    “Brown face, pink neck – if you can’t match the skin-tone, just don’t use make-up. This look is called a Manchester tan.”

    Thought he had a red neck.

  3. Edward says:

    Incidentally, did they show how much weight he was lifting when he was at the gym? Just curious.

    • Min Jaf says:

      Looked like fake plastic replica weights to me. The man was putting absolutely no effort into it. And, in any case, it was just two or three token lifts for the camera. Fake man, fake weights, fake workouts.

    • Futur Imcajpar says:

      He must be exceptionally strong to carry that fat head of his for so many hours everyday.

  4. Gahan says:

    If only the economy will grow at the same rate his hair seems to be growing, when he’s prime minister!

  5. birzebbugia says:

    Mon Dieu! A heavy work out at the gym..pero jidher li qed jinfetah il-boy. Probably that’s why he is a fearless leader.

  6. E-gi says:

    Thank God we had this long electoral campaign as the more we’re getting to know him the more we can realize that he’s just one hell of a fake.

  7. Qeghdin Sew says:

    I bet he puts a pair of folded socks in his trousers to boost ‘il-pakkett’.

  8. Alex says:

    Who wears make-up to the gym?

  9. VICTOR says:

    Painted face and fake smile.

  10. Toffee says:

    Joseph and his multi-coloured face! As for the scalp….enough said!

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