Disappointed Marie stomps out in a huff

Published: January 30, 2010 at 6:30pm

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Marie Benoit, who loves me dearly, and whose head has been filled with all sorts of exciting fantasies about the terrible things she has long wished upon me about to become reality, was at a party last night.

She was so disappointed to see me there with my husband that her face crumpled. God knows what she had been told.

It was so amusing.

After glaring at us with extreme annoyance for letting her down on her wishful thinking, she stomped out and home to stuff herself with Nutella.

That woman won’t be happy until she sees me as miserable as she is. Ever get the feeling that people are sticking voodoo pins into a waxen image of you?

I feel like that all the time.

But knowing Consuelo for as long as I have, she’s going to use more than voodoo pins to exact vengeance.

This is a woman who enjoys causing trouble for others just for the sheer hell of it, let alone for a reason like this.

Even as a girl, she was known to turn back the clock at home so that her friends who were playing with her would get into trouble for being late back.

She didn’t do it because she wanted them to play with her for longer. She did it because she got a kick out of messing them up.

With all those funny friends she’s got – shady policemen, cocaine-snorting losers and whatnot – I’d better watch my back. Living in Malta is actually pretty scary. And then they say it’s safe.

one thing’s for sure: I’m not going to want the police behind my door. I’ve reached the conclusion that it’s a lot safer without them.




9 Comments Comment

  1. starfish says:

    Tghid l-istess ‘mounted’pulismen? =D

  2. starfish says:

    Is this the equivalent of Lewinsky’s “Blue dress”?

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  3. Tony Pace says:

    Marie Benoit and Consie have similar arses, sort of with a low centre of gravity. Do you think they’re related, D?

  4. Harry Purdie says:

    Benoit has always amused me with her pseudo-intellectual Sunday musings. Don’t think she has the guts to mess with the best.

  5. kev says:

    “One thing’s for sure: I’m not going to want the police behind my door. I’ve reached the conclusion that it’s a lot safer without them.”

    Good thinking – applicable acoss the globe.

  6. dumbledore_ says:

    hahahha – I saw the same thing happening on Friday night in Valley Road. I was having a cigarrette outside. Benoit walked in, saw you two there, turned around and walked out again back to her car. She barely spent two minutes inside the building. I thought it strange. Then on Saturday I put it all together when I read your blog.

    I was just telling my friend that Benoit had written that she was disgusted by the sight of two men kissing at the cinema on the big screen. Then I see her walking out of the building looking like she had just seen a ghost!

  7. Gahan says:

    I tried hard to erase the thought that many court, Mepa and other government decisions were taken in secret and not so secret meetings, but from the hard evidence you are providing you just reinforced my convictions that in Malta we are at rock bottom.

    Regarding the appearance of the many “Face book friends” in front of the Magistrate in question: I think she should be suspended from her duties.

    If one appears in front of Magistrate Consuelo Scerri Herrera in a case against for example Il-Farell, JPO, Musumeci, Dr Joseph Muscat or Sandro Chetcuti, how can one be guaranteed blind justice by this magistrate who parties with everyone in town?

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