THE MALTA MEN EXPO 2014

Published: March 26, 2014 at 9:49pm
Jason Micallef

Jason Micallef

Iosif Galea, John Dalli and Silvio Zammit (don't call him a clown)

Iosif Galea, John Dalli and Silvio Zammit (don’t call him a clown)

Natius Farrugia, the mayor of Zurrieq

Natius Farrugia, the mayor of Zurrieq

Glenn Bedingfield, an aide to the prime minister, former Labour Party journalist and ex Labour MEP

Glenn Bedingfield, an aide to the prime minister, former Labour Party journalist and ex Labour MEP

Twanny Bronka, the Minister for Gozo

Twanny Bronka, the Minister for Gozo

Alfred Sant

Alfred Sant

Charlon Gouder

Charlon Gouder

Jose Herrera

Jose Herrera

Jo, the prime minister

Jo, the prime minister

The chairman of the Malta Council for Science and Technology

The chairman of the Malta Council for Science and Technology

Kurt Farrugia, chief of government communications

Kurt Farrugia, chief of government communications

Il-Guy (Tourism Minister), Stefan Zrinzo Azzopardi (chairman, Grand Harbour Regeneration Corporation), and - this is a repeat - Kurt Farrugia

Il-Guy (Tourism Minister), Stefan Zrinzo Azzopardi (chairman, Grand Harbour Regeneration Corporation), and – this is a repeat – Kurt Farrugia

Ronnie Pellegrini, director of the board at Malta Freeport

The Speaker of the House

The Speaker of the House

The Kink of the Sawt

The Kink of the Sawt

Come on, you know who he is

Come on, you know who he is

The Minister for the Army and the Police

The Minister for the Army and the Police

Renato

Renato

Natius and Cyrus - open the windows, there's too much testosterone in the room

Natius and Cyrus – open the windows, there’s too much testosterone in the room

Who wouldn't want this great catch? Forty years old, lives with mummy and 400 caged birds, squawks and struts and is perfectly sane.

Who wouldn’t want this great catch? Forty years old, lives with mummy and 400 caged birds, squawks and struts and is perfectly sane.

Malta's envoy to the World Tourism Organisation

Malta’s envoy to the World Tourism Organisation

Manuel Cuschieri

Manuel Cuschieri

Malta's ambassador to Belgium with the Lidl knockoff of Eva Peron

Malta’s ambassador to Belgium with the Lidl knockoff of Eva Peron

Don't call him a clown.

Don’t call him a clown.

Saviour Balzan

Saviour Balzan

Manu Maltes

Manu Maltes

Erin Stewart Tanti

Erin Stewart Tanti

Our former prime minister (Labour, obviously)

Our former prime minister (Labour, obviously)

Tony Zarb, secretary-general of the GWU Tony Zarb, secretary




31 Comments Comment

  1. You'd have to be desperate says:

    Tghid nemigraw, girls?

  2. ciccio says:

    Daphne, you’re scaring the women.

    This collection proves that the theory of “survival of the fittest” didn’t work on Malta.

    [Daphne – It did, which is why people are so short. There was very little food and almost no protein.]

    • ciccio says:

      You have to be careful with that reply, because the Laburisti might think that in the absence of food and protein, the short men ate the taller ones.

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      Did you know the average Viking was taller than modern-day Scandinavians, Ciccio? Amazing, innit?

      • Kevin says:

        Are you serious?

      • ciccio says:

        Ah, wouldn’t that be because the modern-day Scandinavians are the ‘product’ of the mixing of the Vikings with other people?

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        I wouldn’t know. I learned this from a (tall) Viking type. I suggested they invade us again and annex us. She said we’re too Catholic. Damn genes will out, I suppose.

    • ken il malti says:

      If you want to see tiny people check out the rover photos of Mars.

      The NASA censors have missed obfuscating and blurring a few there and here, but those little dudes and dudettes living on the messed up Martian surface are the original leprechauns.

  3. Harry Purdie says:

    Ticket sales should sky rocket. Hope they hold the celebration on the LNG carrier.

  4. Joe Fenech says:

    Do people realise that this ‘masculinity’ is fascist domain?

  5. Dissident says:

    Oakley glasses worn with a suit, the epitome of style…

  6. Queli says:

    Nightmares are guaranteed tonight :(

  7. ken il malti says:

    Where does the “Bowzer” man fit in all this?

    You know, the guy that looks like Mr. Potatohead and was on those swank billboards just over a year ago.

    Albert Gauci Cunningham…

  8. TinaB says:

    Tal-biki.

  9. Janice says:

    Do you know the iosif galea is now working at the Enforcement Unit at MEPA ? He was employed without any call for applications and was put in a position where integrity is essential.

    Bloody unbelievable – this is what Times of Malta should write about, not Gensna

  10. matt says:

    It is frightening when one considers that more than half of the population identifies with these people.

  11. WhoamI? says:

    How does Renato even make it to the Men’s Expo? He’s a bit of a hybrid, isn’t he?

  12. Chris Mifsud says:

    Is that Renato guy bald and wearing a wig ?

  13. simca says:

    i am lost. you twice referred to Kurt Farrugia in your captions yet I just cannot see him.

  14. Neil says:

    I feel like crying…

  15. Rita Camilleri says:

    Oh God…..

  16. Gahan says:

    How about adding Albert Gauci Cunningham to the list?

  17. matt says:

    Daphne, I think Bedingfield is the butler of the PM.

  18. Dez says:

    This clan gives me the shivers.

  19. Paddling Duck says:

    You’ve used the wrong photo for Kurt Farrugia. This is sexier:

    http://zekzikdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/kurt.jpg

    Please update accordingly.

  20. Lomax says:

    You didn’t caption that hunk of a man – Ronnie Pellegrini.

    God, I was heterosexual until about five minutes ago.

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