Such are the stars of the next show
Leġislatura XI Kategorija ORAL
Mistoqsija Numru: 36169 Data: 02/07/2012
Seduta: 500 – 09/07/2012 06:00 PM
Seduta Interim:
Titlu: bozza tal-komun
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L-Onorevoli SILVIO PARNIS
staqsa lill-Onorevoli CHRISTOPHER SAID (Ministru tal-Ġustizzja, Konsultazzjoni Pubblika u l-Familja):
Jista’ l-Ministru jgħid fejn se ssir il-holder tal-bozza tal-komun ta’ flat ġdid li d-dettalji dwaru qed jintbagħtu separatament?
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Tweġiba:
Ninforma lill-Onorevoli Interpellant li normalment dan ix-xoghol fil-komun tal-blokka hu responsibli ghalih ir-rapprezentat tar-residenti tal-blokka. Minhabba li din il-blokk partikolari sal-lum ma hemmx rapprezentant, il-Sindku ta’ Hal-Tarxien offra li jaghmila ta’ koordinatur u biex jaghti stuzzjonijiet lil kuntrattur li intghazel mil-Kunsill stess.
Ghaldaqastant il-post fejn se issir il-holder tal-bozza fil-komun intaghzel mis-sindku ta’ Hal- Tarxien. Dan minhabba li qieghed jirrapresenta lil- residenti. Is-Sindku hu obligat jikkonsulta mar-residenti.
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Silvio Parnis :
Supplimentary question : Will the light bulb be energy saving ? And if positive, what wattage ?
Will the bulb be bayonet or screw?
Please tell me you made this up… Is this where tax money is going?
What an utter waste of air and space this Silvio Parnis is.
Bozza tal-elf – Ministru tas-Sawt.
Jista’ l-onorevoli ministru jghidilna wkoll x’tip ta’ bozza ha titwahhal?
Dan bis-serjeta jew?
Ara veru hawn min ghandu hin x’jahli, u jahli ta’ haddiehor ukoll.
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
– E. Hubbard
“It is astonishing what an effort it seems to be for many people to put their brains definitely and systematically to work.”
Thomas A. Edison, 1847-1931, inventor of the electric light bulb.
What is this? I’m trying to think why Silvio Parnis would want to know where a fitting is to be located.
I can’t help thinking someone asked him to have it moved.
And why should the mayor consult with the residents anyway? Lighting is functional not democratic.
Why am I doing this?
Lord have mercy. And I bet Silvio feels important to be thus representing the people and working for the good of his country. What a complete nincompoop.
You have to admire the creativity in this PQ. Who on earth would have imagined such a parliamentary?
On the other hand, it goes to show what the country’s problems are.
Others fight for survival and are victims of austerity measures, whilst the aspiring minister (Ministru tas-South) asks about the placement of light bulb holders in buildings.
Once the holder is in place, he’ll ask whether it’ll be an energy-saving bulb that’ll be used.
And the President of the Republic will soon be off to do missionary work in Peru.
I wonder where the priorities of this country really are.
Now Mr.Parnis should ask for the switch.
Why did the Minister oblige?
Come on this is not true, someone must have made this up as a joke on Facebook or something. No one in parlament would be so stupid to ask something about a 5-euro bulb.
Surely that’s something for Silvio to be proud about.
“Araw nies. Anki sempliċi bozza tal-komun nieħu ħsieb.”
http://www.pq.gov.mt/pqweb.nsf/5ab326fbcb184092c1256877002c4f19/c1257881003b3b78c1257a36002c537d?OpenDocument
Would it be too much to ask to have employees of “the highest institution of the land” competent in writing correct Maltese?
What a waste of parliamentary time!
UNEFFINBELIEVABLE !
it is shocking that Silvio didn’t bother asking what colour the front door will be.
What a bunch of nincompoops.
Kieku joqgħod hu, bid-dawl tal-għerf li joħroġ minn moħħu, żġur li ma kienx ikun hemm bżonn ta’ bozza.
X’kalibru ta’ nies.
Issa nqabbduh ma’ Delimara.
Isir ‘friends’ fuq Facebook ma’ Boiler no.7, biex tixghel id-dawl ghafaslu like.
Real clever and interesting questions. What’s next?
The PQs submitted by Parnis, and they are many, are becoming legendary for their parochialism and stupidity.
What a waste of parliament’s time.
Ma setghax cempillu?
O Gesù, x’kastig gej fuqna.
Leġislatura XI Kategorija ORAL
Titlu: Domandi Stupidi u Banali
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L-Onorevoli SILVIO PARNIS
staqsa lill-Onorevoli CHRISTOPHER SAID (Ministru tal-Ġustizzja, Konsultazzjoni Pubblika u l-Familja):
Jista’ l-Ministru jgħid id.dimensjoni precis tal-monument ta’ Hal-Luqa ha nara joqodilix
Well what do you expect, he only has an empty space holding his ears apart. What a waste of our hard earned money.
L-Onorevoli DUDU
staqsa lill-Onorevoli SILVIO PARNIS (Ministru tas-Swat):
Jista’ l-Ministru jgħid xi kwalifiki irid ikollok biex tilhaq ministru u jekk ir-rizultat tal-form 2 huwiex bizzejjed.
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I admire the Minister for actually taking time to reply to such an idiotic question, I can’t imagine how he must have felt reading such a question in the first place.
Jista’ l-Ministru jgħid fejn se ssir il-holder tal-bozza tal-komun ta’ flat ġdid li d-dettalji dwaru qed jintbagħtu separatament?
Risposta: Probabli ic – Cina;
Jista’ l-Ministru jgħid fejn ser jitwahhal il-holder tal-bozza tal-komun ta’ flat ġdid li d-dettalji dwaru qed jintbagħtu separatament?
The Hon. Minister should have answered him “On either of your heads”.
Leġislatura: XI
Kategorija: ORAL
Mistoqsija Numru: 36167
Data: 02/07/2012
Seduta: 500 – 09/07/2012 06:00 PM
Seduta Interim:
Titlu: Żejtun – day care centre
L-Onorevoli SILVIO PARNIS staqsa lill-Onorevoli JOSEPH CASSAR (Ministru tas-Saħħa, l-Anzjani u l-Kura fil-Komunità):
“Jista’ l-Ministru jara għalfejn fid-day care center taż-Żejtun m’għadhiex issir it-tombla meta joħorġu lill-anzjani?”
http://www.pq.gov.mt/PQWeb.nsf/10491c99ee75af51c12568730034d5ee/c1257881003b3b78c1257a3600460923?OpenDocument
I don’t believe it.
Can the minister tell us how many blondes/Essex girls are needed to change this bulb when eventually it blows?
The cabinet are worth their pay rise if only to put up with this crap.
What a plonker.
Mr Parnis is still seeking his light-bulb moment.
Ara biex allahares ghad nitwekkew.
Dawn f’20 sena fl-oppozzizjoni baqaw ma ghamlux tim sura ta’ nies.
Tal-biki kif jahlu l-hin tal-parlament.
Do they stream this crap online too? Or do they put on some type of advert/music until it passes?
Jekk trid tista’ issegwih fuq ir-radio bi trasmissjoni diretta jew permezz ta’ Live Audio Streaming minn fuq il-Website tal-Parlament (http://www.parlament.mt/home) bejn is-sitta u s-sitta u nofs ta’ wara nofs inhar fil-ġranet li jkun hemm il-parlament!! Veru triller! Tkun tista’ tgħoxa! Għal skop ta’ posterità. Veru edukattiv.
Tajjeb li issir forma ta’ skema sabiex permezz tagħha wieħed jkun jista’ jintitola ruħu biex jivvota biss jekk matul leġiżlatura ikun attenda mill-inqas 10 seduti sħaħ. Imbgħad taraw kemm tisplodi l-kredibilità tal-Oppożizzjoni.
We need a thorough compilation of this buffoon’s PQs, as he really comes up with some incredible ones.
http://www.pq.gov.mt/PQWeb.nsf/bymp?OpenView&Start=58&Count=20&Expand=74#74
PARNIS, SILVIO
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Couldn’t help but Google ‘Silvio Parnis parliamentary questions’:
http://www.maltatoday.com.mt/en/newsdetails/news/national/MP-argues-that-woman-should-not-repay-money-mistakenly-sent-to-her-by-Inland-Revenue
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20110201/local/health-minister-pn-see-discrimination-in-mps-question.348138
http://www.pq.gov.mt/PQWeb.nsf/5ab326fbcb184092c1256877002c4f19/c1257881003b3b78c1257a210043b6d9?OpenDocument
Leġislatura XI Kategorija ORAL
Mistoqsija Numru: 35562 Data: 11/06/2012
Seduta: 490 – 18/06/2012 05:00 PM
Seduta Interim:
Titlu: Interview għall-midwife
L-Onorevoli SILVIO PARNIS
staqsa lill-Onorevoli JOSEPH CASSAR (Ministru tas-Saħħa, l-Anzjani u l-Kura fil-Komunità):
Jista’ l-Ministru jgħid meta se tintbagħat għall-interview għall-midwife tal-persuna li d-dettalji dwarha qed jingħataw separatament?
Tweġiba:
Infurmat li l-persuna li qed jirreferi għaliha l-Onor. Interpellant ġiet infurmata b’ittra reġistrata bid-data tal-intervista għall-post ta’ midwife.
Leġislatura XI Kategorija ORAL
Titlu: Domandi Stupidi u Banali
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L-Onorevoli SILVIO PARNIS
staqsa lill-Onorevoli CHRISTOPHER SAID (Ministru tal-Ġustizzja, Konsultazzjoni Pubblika u l-Familja):
Jista’ l-Ministru jgħid jekk giex deciz fejn ha jitwahhal is-swicc u jekk le, jekk jistax jitwahhal f’gholi li jistaw faccilment jilhquh anzjani halli jitfuh huma u hiergin ghat-tombla?
How many Labour MPs do you need to screw on a light bulb?
None, because they only screw the country.