Feeling all cooped up? Here are some more chicken wisecracks

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Harvard University.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t cross the road. It escaped through the university’s emergency exit and went to buy a book called Truth and Method.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t cross the road. It sat on the fence waiting for a civil movement in favour of divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bir-rispett kollu, it didn’t cross the road. It kept cool and relaxed.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because its computer malfunctioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Biex jilhaq il-kowc tar-rebha.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ghax sema s-suffara ta’ Labour United.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it saw a referendum coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken doesn’t answer hypothetical questions.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid drowning in the water under the bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape rising oil prices after it halved the surcharge.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had some ammunition it wanted to release.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken is protecting its sources and can’t reveal that information.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why are you asking about the past? In politics you look forward. The chicken crossed the road five years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken didn’t cross the road. We have proof of this. It’s well known all over the place. In Malta.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
That’s what you’re saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
What does that prove? Look, the chicken has just given a guarantee and the chicken will implement that guarantee. You can keep asking these questions. It’s a guarantee the chicken is giving.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was working through a pincer movement to relieve tax burdens.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Once we have the report, we’ll let you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To join the repeater class.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it saw Victor Laiviera on the other side.

Izjed cajt minn Buxom Chick

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it heard students using fowl language .

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t. It was too chicken. It escaped through the emergency exit instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a gun, a pair of scissors and a spoon?
To shoot from the hip, to cut corners and to find the proof of the pudding in the eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it saw an approaching paraventu.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was looking for its drum-sticks.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Primarily to prescribe prolific pretentious promises prior to presenting practical problems protecting prats.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ghax kien hemm bzonn ta’ bidla.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To pick up its Kartanzjan.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To play golf at Maghtab.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken didn’t cross the road. You’re just scaremongering.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bir-rispett kollu, we’re not discussing chickens today. We’re discussing families.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To watch Eastenders on Jason’s television, because it doesn’t have one of its own.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it saw Carla Bruni on the other side.