Let’s lighten the mood with some more clucking
Why did the chicken cross the road?
That wasn’t a chicken. That was a cock-up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken doesn’t care which way it goes as long as it becomes prime minister.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To hatch a plot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken is not morally convinced that it should release that ammunition.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken has ordered a rationalisation and consolidation exercise and commissioned a scientific report. Once the commission for investigation publishes its conclusions, the chicken is going to renegotiate a new deal with Europe and will then streamline operations to set up the right framework for negotiations with the consolidated bodies to feed into a process of analysis that will be determined by the unions so that the road will be crossed efficiently. The chicken went to Harvard in 1979 and knows exactly what it is doing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
This is another red herring raised by the Nationalist Party. What does it matter that the chicken crossed the road when corruption is lampanti?
2 Comments Comment
Leave a Comment
Why did the chicken cross the road? (with an qoffa)
Because it wanted to know the price of il-koxxa tat-tigieg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZ3P3uBh80
Hi Def(kidding)
funny things happening to yr website. when I log in, the 9th March page comes up, and one has to go round in circles to get to today’s 9 a.m. one.
tal-lejber at it again ??