BOTOX JEFF AND HIS UVEDERM FILLERS

Published: March 7, 2012 at 5:15pm

Malta Today gets it right for once

if you’re wondering why I’ve named him Botox Jeff, quite apart from the fact that he quite obviously uses botox on his own face, this is his listing in the Yellow Pages (where, incidentally, his Labour consort Carmen works):

PULLICINO ORLANDO JEFFREY DR

THE SMILE CENTRE
General & Cosmetic Dentistry
Hyaluronic Acid Fillers (UVEDERM)
And Botox Injections

Open From Monday to Saturday
14, Triq Dun Mikiel Xerri, Zebbug ZBG1482
Tel: 21 465 473 Mob: 9949 0084

Botox Jeff: the dentist with a nice, lucrative sideline in touching up your face and bottom. Give me strength.

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For those who missed the fun but read the timesofmalta.com report this morning, this is the blog-post which provoked hysterical Botox Jeff into making a telephonic scene with PN secretary-general Paul Borg Olivier.

I’m uploading it again. I wrote this while watching Botox Jeff behave disgracefully with Joe Grima on Super One TV’s Inkontri, last Monday night.

STICK TO BOTOXING BUTTOCKS, JEFFREY, BECAUSE YOU’RE A LOUSY POLITICIAN

The unbelievably brass-necked Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando has roundly condemned that young PN councillor for what he said in an unguarded moment around what might well have been Cyrus Engerer’s smartphone.

It’s been a very long time since Jeffrey has heard of anything so awful, apparently, and he thinks Julian Galea must resign at once for his dreadful behaviour.

Is Jeffrey insane? (Please don’t answer that.)

He’s sitting there across from Charlo Bonnici, an MP in the same party, behaving adversarially towards him, acting like he’s a member of the Labour Party, nodding approval at everything the Fat Controller – that lump of crap who was one of Mintoff’s most dreadful cabinet ministers – has to say, he goes to all sorts of lengths to attack and undermine the prime minister, his party leader, and damage the government as much as he can, and then he thinks a councillor should resign because of a comment?

So what should somebody do who entered into a secret land development deal for Mistra, lied to the prime minister and party leader about it, and almost cost the Nationalist Party the general election – and then spent the next four years getting his revenge for the hundreds of thousands of euros he lost on his sleazy deal?

Go and botox some buttocks or something, Jeffrey. You’re a lousy politician.




6 Comments Comment

  1. ciccio says:

    Il-Botox Alla ma jridux.

  2. maryanne says:

    His income is guaranteed with all the over-60s Labour candidates.

  3. xmun says:

    And I thought that JPO was in favour of political satire. I can just imagine him in front of a carnival float complaining because the carnival float builder pasted too much botox on his forehead.

    Well, one down, Musumeci will no longer be Siggiewi major as from next Sunday, two if you count in Cyrus with the bunch.

    Three to go, whenever Gonzi calls the election. Whatever the result, they will become part of history, on the same frequency as the golden years of Mintoff and KMB.

  4. Izzie says:

    JPO had better crawl off somewhere dark. What an opportunist.

  5. mary cauchi says:

    kemm int tan nejk daphne!

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