Is this GIDRA fit to be a cabinet minister?

Published: December 18, 2012 at 8:08pm

First Luciano Busuttil (aged 40+) tells the world on Facebook about when he met his wife (airport coffee-shop), when they married (same date) and when they conceived a child (same date), then publicly wishes her “HAPPY ANNIVERSARIES”.

Then, while actually at dinner with her to celebrate those anniversaries (meeting, marriage, conception, etc), he posts an update on Facebook to say where he is (Barracuda), with whom (his wife) and what she gave him (a Tissot watch). AND HE UPLOADS A PICTURE OF THE WATCH ON HIS WRIST.

He uses Facebook like a 13-year-old who’s got his first steady girlfriend. Talk about intellectually challenged.

And how does this work exactly? Does he whip out his smartphone between courses, take a picture of the watch and tell the wife: “Just a minute, honey, while I upload this on Facebook and tell everyone that we’re at dinner at the Barracuda restaurant.”

Great choice of restaurant, at least, I’ll say that. I hope he knew what he was eating, and that it wasn’t wasted on him.

Insomma, il-vera qeridom dan il-gvern, lil Dr u Mrs Luciano Busuttil. Kieku taht il-Labour bicca Hallmark card u pizza ta’ malajr.




24 Comments Comment

  1. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Ah, Barracuda, the cream of waitresses.

  2. edgar says:

    What a measly present, a bloody Tissot. Franco minn Hal Ghaxaq wears a Rolex.

  3. Frans Cassar says:

    Is this guy going to decide the future of my family? To say that I am worried is an understatement.

  4. Makjavel says:

    Beda ir-rankatura taz-zmien ilu, meta kienu jghidu li jridu b’xejn minghand tal-business, or else.

    Old habits die hard.

  5. anthony says:

    The answer to your title question is YES.

    A very big yes.

    In a cabinet with Muscat as PM and Gadget as his deputy ‘ tutto fa brodo’.

  6. Should fit right in with what will be the most deranged, incompetent, strange and scary cabinet in Maltese political history.

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      Eleven months ago today I saw you for the first time. We met at a restaurant and you were late.

      You did not know who I was and did not believe me when I told you I was runner-up to Mr Olympia (that’s because I wasn’t).

      We had great fun that day.

      On the 18th January we had our first real drinking session. An hour later we made passes at the waitresses.

      We passed out at 02:41 on 19th January. We had our last order at 05:59 and both drinks were spiked on the 19th January at 06:05. What can i say…HAPPY ANNIVERSARIES HARRY!

      P.S. About that Tissot…

      • I ‘think’ I remember that, my friend, the spiked drinks were given to us by the waitress we rejected. Way too aggressive for noblemen. Had to be a Labouristi, loud clothes and even more louder mouth.

        Happy that the Tissot remembers to the second our frivolous evening.

        However, Tissot recipients must be careful, if one photographs a fake, it self destructs one day after. Labour ‘gifts’ are always fake. Can’t wait.

        Hope to see you over the Holidays. Will be back on the Rock soon. Although the skiing here is fantastic.

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        Look at me, Harry. The atmos. over there must be erectric.

      • From time to time, Baxxter. Must save some strength for the piste.

  7. Antoine Vella says:

    I’m thankful Facebook wasn’t around when Luciano Busuttil got married and went on his honeymoon.

  8. carmel said says:

    Tissot? But Franco wears a Rolex.

  9. canon says:

    Luciano didn’t tell us what he gave to his wife for the anniversaries. Perhaps he promised her a post in the Cabinet.

  10. carmel says:

    Very funny.

  11. JC says:

    Imkissra daqsu l-mara l-ghandhu. I suppose Dorothy Busuttil Fitzpatrick is his wife? Well, I hope so. Notice how she replies to him through Facebook by posting back. U le.

  12. Plagarised says:

    That doesn’t look like any of the Tissots currently on sale. It’s probably a fake.

  13. Futur Imcajpar says:

    I feel so much better now that I’ve seen Luciano’s hairy wrist area. Let’s be thankful she didn’t get any gift ideas after reading Fifty Shades.

  14. Village says:

    Tal Labour intlew bil- flus taht in-Nazzjonalisti. Insewhom il-kontijiet tad-dawl u l-ilma.

  15. Rita Camilleri says:

    And I wonder what HE gave HER.

  16. Duminku says:

    Not sure if anyone noticed but WIFE replied to his pic upload – even as she sat with him at dinner. Crazy.

    So what, they couldn’t talk face to face so they had to fb their conversation?

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