What a relief

Published: December 10, 2012 at 8:19pm

Yes, it actually is a relief, like lancing a boil. Getting rid forever of those obnoxious little shits Jeffrey and Franco and that p**sy-whipped loser Mugliett.

I’m finding it so hard to believe that they’ve GONE, GONE, GONE.

We didn’t get to see Franco leaving the building. He was either smuggled out by security or security kept him inside until the crowds left.

Or maybe he hid of his own volition.

That’s bravery for you. So much for having the courage of his convictions – I expect his cocks are a lot braver than he is, the lily-livered bastard, now a total nobody.

But we got to see Jeffrey leave. No Clint Eastwood riding off into the sunset, he – a stunted Pollypocket figure with a jerky walk, wearing a black coat and gloves made for a much bigger man, off to a life of pulling teeth and partying with sad middle-aged rejects who can’t let go.

And now I need no longer bother with them, write about them, read their bollocks or even bother to remember their names.

Ghall-erwieh.




20 Comments Comment

  1. Rumplestiltskin says:

    This is the silver lining to the proverbial cloud.

  2. Bibigi says:

    …..and so say all of us

  3. evergreen says:

    Same thoughts exactly. Instead of feeling disappointed my only feeling is that of relief. No more outbursts from Franco.

  4. Likki says:

    For the whiners who have always spoken about a divided party and government, now it’s back to square one with the dissenting prima donnas out of the way.

    Knock knock who’s there? Franco Debono? Franco who? Franco li bqajt inbati sa’ l-ahhar.

    • anna caruana says:

      I agree with you completely,

      knock knock, who s there,?

      where s everybody, WHO

      Maybe Bondi could emigrate againnnnnnnnnnn

      [Daphne – I would see a doctor if I were you, Anna. Your comments, which started out fairly lucid, are beginning to show signs of tripping or the edge of mental stress.]

    • observer says:

      Le. Franco li bqajt inwerzaq ic-cucati sa l-ahhar.

  5. Marcel Proust says:

    I bet that apart from his political career, Franco has committed professional suicide as well.

  6. Brian*14 says:

    From timesofmalta.com: Austin Gatt’s reaction to the budget defeat “Franco is history”…..EPIC.

  7. Miss O'Brien says:

    I feel surprisingly calm and and very relieved. I think that Franco has brought the party back to life with his political hara kiri.

  8. Claude Sciberras says:

    L-Onorevoli Pullicino Orlando qal erba perli ta’ l-gherf l-ghageb taghhom meta intervistat mill-PBS!

    • Claude Sciberras says:

      P.S. I’m hoping that at least one of the cameramen (TV or Print) managed to get a photo/footage of the coward leaving parliament. The focus tonight was on FD so i would assume that any cameraman worth his salt would have stuck to him like glue… In contrast PM went to shake hands with supporters.

      [Daphne – You’ll find it on timesofmalta.com. There’s video footage.]

      • Claude Sciberras says:

        He looks like one of those criminals leaving court in a car with the cameramen in hot pursuit… good riddance.

  9. Min Weber says:

    Don’t rush.

    A chronic attention-seeker like Franco Debono might still have ammunition left.

  10. H.P. Baxxter says:

    As Eddy is fond of saying, this is the end of GonziPN. Now let’s make sure it’ll be the start of SimonPN on 9th March.

  11. Qeghdin Sew says:

    “And now I need no longer bother with them, write about them, read their bollocks or even bother to remember their names.”

    I’m not one to quote movie scripts, but…

    Batman: Then why do you want to kill me?

    The Joker: [giggling] I don’t, I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You… you… complete me.

    Batman: You’re garbage who kills for money.

    The Joker: Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

  12. Mesmes says:

    You forgot to mention J DALLI BA (even though we might hear about him coming out of ‘crowbar hotel’ in a couple of years’ time). We’ve got rid of them all…

  13. Spiru says:

    Heqq la ma kellkomx guts tehilsu minnhom 4 jew 5 snin ilu !!!

  14. voter says:

    This Franco Debono thing was a God-send. The PN is now clean; and all those who had doubts about supporting the Party are now better placed to determine their judgment in the coming elections.

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