Impressive prime minister we’ve got here

Published: January 31, 2013 at 1:13pm

Super One cameraman Byon Jo Zammit cops a feel of Joseph’s titties. Byon Jo’s mum was a Labour Pom-Pom Girl who achieved behind-closed-doors fame starring with the Labour Party’s propaganda secretary, Stephen Ciantar, and other Pom-Pom Girls, in an amateur porn film shot at the then Labour HQ at Il-Macina. Now Byon Jo is pretty handy himself with titties and a camera. Another quality leap for Labour.

Is he the prime minister or is he just another chav on holiday in Thailand and ruing the day he got married?

Kemm jien lucky. Missejt il-Joseph.

Din isbah minn ta’ Manuel Mallia.

They’re auditioning for a minor role in Eastenders.




24 Comments Comment

  1. vanni says:

    Here is the convo behing the pics

    Pic 1:
    Il-ostra x’bizla ghandek hemm, Joe, jekk naghmlu film indawru lira. X’tahseb?

    Pic 2:
    These white trousers match your hair, hon. BTW, I heard you shot a film with Byon. Can you please move your hand so I can check if everything is still OK?

  2. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Is there something we’re not being told?

    • Harry Purdie says:

      Yes, my friend. There is something seriously weird about the sexual orientation of this grope, sorry, group.

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        Too damn right. Any straight man would react violently to a nipple-caress of that type, especially one that comes from the rear. The last thing you would do is to respond with a caress of your own.

        They need working on, this lot.

  3. edgar says:

    I notice that he seems much happier when he was being hugged by Byon Jo than when he is pictured with his wife. Or maybe his happy smile was because Byon was getting a feel of his titties.

  4. Josette Jones says:

    The word “hamalli” is going to become Malta’s first exported word, as these to set foot on the stage of world politics.

    • Josette Jones says:

      “these two” – fix it, please!

    • A. Charles says:

      Oxford dictionary lists the word “spichate” coined by the RAF during the war when a fighter plane was beyond repair. It gives the origin from the Maltese word “spicca”.

      [Daphne – Yes, I remember it being used all the time among the English-speaking people of Malta. We even used it ourselves. It was actually ‘spicherred’. It still comes back to me from time to time.]

  5. mattie says:

    Tal-Kejkijiet sejjer tajjeb. Sab opportunitajiet godda.

  6. canon says:

    We have the Prime Minister that we deserve at a certain point in time.

  7. H.P. Baxxter says:

    A fat effete man-boy as PM.

    Way to go, Malta, way to go. I can just see him holding his own on the world stage, leading us through the information age, the global financial crisis, the new economy, demographic upheavals and all the other challenges of 21st century life.

    Popular he is, a Lowellian aristocrat superman he isn’t.

  8. Mikiel says:

    If only we could all emigrate and leave them to cope with their own mess.

    • Grezz says:

      If only they will emigrate, and leave the rest of us to enjoy the peace and relative prosperity which we never had in our youth and childhood, thanks to that bloody bastard who then headed the Malta Labour Party, and whose acolytes are still very present in it today.

  9. bob-a-job says:

    Does anyone remember Dom Mintoff saying ‘Karmenu mhux lest’ when he was grooming KMB for the post of PM?

    Well Joseph can say the same thing now on behalf of Karmenu Vella and the fact that he still hasn’t completed the Labour Electoral Programme. – Karmenu mhux lest.

  10. Wormfood says:

    From where I’m standing it looks like he hooked up with a katoi

  11. Jozef says:

    Can’t even get himself to clasp her hand for the photo.

    It should be instinctive, automatic.

  12. Grezz says:

    Michellemuscat.com has yet to visit Antonella ta’ l-Isnobby’s magician.

  13. Kurjuz says:

    Kurzita -was the film mentioned by DCG true or a myth?

    [Daphne – True. Stephen Ciantar was sacked and fled. The Pom Pom Girls were disbanded. Bootleg copies of the film were shown (covertly) in PN clubs around the island. And it made the front page of In-Nazzjon c. 1991, as I recall. Today, it would have made the front page of The Times, but those days were different.]

    • Stephen Borg Fiteni says:

      Were The Times still scared of Labour thugs in 1991? I wasn’t alive then so I don’t remember. It seems to me that they are still a little afraid of them now, knowing that they are going to win the election, for example by not reporting the Yana Mintoff scandal involving her land and the MEPA permit.

      • Qeghdin Sew says:

        Either that or because The Times became the Maltese equivalent of the Daily Mail. And on page 3, we have an exclusive collage of cat photos from the internet.

  14. Wilson says:

    A bunch of voyeurs.

  15. Oooooops says:

    I have to say, he does look like Phil Mitchell.

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