Carmen Pullicino Orlando has a competition going over at Yellow Pages
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March 25, 2013 at 11:31am
Mrs Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando II, who works in marketing for Yellow Pages, has a competition going. I received the round-robin email today.
It’s a picture competition, and I’ve sent in my entry, below.
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For all types of obnoxious entertainment, look up Fucking Wankers/Drunken Dentists Ltd in your trusty copy of Yellow Pages.
Fosh Kemm Orlando.
@taxxu: I tried looking in Yellow Pages for your suggestion, but I didn’t find any. Have you had an issue with a dentist recently by any chance?
[Daphne – The drunken dentist is the one in the photograph.]
Your submitted picture looks more like a promo for a Mistra Club. Or was that a crop growing field the last time I checked?
They’ve run out of strippers, and had to make do.
Outstanding, baby, outstanding.
Please report this page if you have a Facebook account:
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It amazes me how people go on about this blog and then see nothing wrong with this man’s hate speech.
There’s a difference between finding someone’s opinion offensive because it hits you where it hurts and inciting hatred, racism, and discrimination against ethnic minorities and the handicapped.
An amalgam of disputable repute.
This one is my entry:
http://www.maltatoday.com.mt/2009/05/31/pix/jpo_tea.jpg
I found it in a newspaper advert for Earl Grey tea.
Daphne, I know you loath Facebook acronyms, but this one merits a good hearty LOL.
Perhaps the UFO near Delimara powerstation chimney – http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20130325/local/ufo-over-marsaxlokk.462806
So it’s the aliens who are financing the gas tank project….. mwahahaha.
The next Low Cost Airline on the way.
Dan ir-ragel ser jitnizzel fl-istorja ta’ kemm hu haxxej (minghalih) ghax jekk hasibna cwiec.
Jien kont wiehed min dawk li ma emmintu qatt, u qatt ma stajt nivvotalu.
Li haqqna lkoll talli sirna nivvotaw bid-dehra “cat walk politics” xi haga li hija Amerikanata ohra.
Sirna poplu mibni fuq id-dehra ta’ barra u mhux fuq dak li jaghmilna vera bnedmin decenti.
The Maltese saying “Min he*a mexa, u min ma he*iex inhe*a” fits perfectly with the Maltese state of mind and way of doing things.
Do give us the email to submit our entries. I would like to submit this please: http://theindiechicks.com/theindiechicks/issues-with-authority/
[Daphne – You can do it through their Facebook page.]
I’m not sure our JPO would be suitable material for cover boy. But it looks like he’s practising the “Yellow Pay-geeeeeees” jingle, taking over the fruity Ira Losco.
The only dentist who makes you laugh or cry without using nitrous oxide gas
Will Carmen like this?
“The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything looks.”
Randall Jarrell
I would suggest to Yellow Pages to take a frame from this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsZnrYb6UDA
or
http://www.freeislander.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/francoiswatching.jpg
To think those orange pants reeking of sweaty balls actually walked into Castille the next day.