Another great government advertisement for Malta as a TEFL destination

Published: October 15, 2013 at 1:24am
Diss iss dee Ramona Attard

Diss iss dee Ramona Attard

Super One reporter Ramona Attard, now communications officer at the Ministry of Homeland Security, was interviewed by the BBC this morning – presumably because her boss was too busy counting 500-euro notes and packing them into shoe-boxes.

She was completely inarticulate, to the point of being incoherent, which was just as well, perhaps, because her views were those of a redneck with the IQ of a camel.

De Anglish she speek it waSSSS rilly terbill my Gott. De klundestini you know dey speek batter den she. But maypee if she prektiss she improof.

Worse than her ‘dey come in Malta’ and ‘dey stay to Malta’ is the way she keeps grinding on about her generosity in loaning somebody a mobile phone while the reporter tries to focus on the man howling in grief right by them. Lack of social sensitivity is a widespread disease in Malta, but this government and its mercenaries take it to extremes.




36 Comments Comment

  1. Dissident says:

    This girl needs to shower more often

  2. Fran says:

    How horrible. Also she looks like she hasn’t shampooed for a while.

  3. Oscar the Wilde says:

    Has this woman got as much as an “O” level in English?

    She is the most inarticulate ministry official I have ever heard interviewed. And by the way, surely a family is reunited not reunificated. According to her, it seems our humanitarian actions are supposed to be in proportion to our GDP. God give me strength.

    • Makjavel says:

      She needs to attend English lessons with the Hal Far immigrants.

      They already speak better English than she does.

    • Tal-Barrani says:

      I think, unless I got the wrong Ramona, she was reading Law, but doesn’t have the tag Dr. to her name but I don’t know anything else.

      • Makjavel says:

        May be this is why the entry requirements to the law course at the university has been lowered.

    • Gaetano Pace says:

      If Ramona Attard can’t even master English, imagine her trying her hand at Mandarin.

    • La Redoute says:

      Reunification is part of their lexicon. This is the Sun Myung Moon style of government – treating people like mindless numbers.

  4. This interview really boosted my self confidence to the point that I really believe that I might be your next PM one day.

  5. bull's eye says:

    Did you expect otherwise?

  6. For Shame says:

    The cries of that man are just too much to bear. Forget coherency or eloquence in speech. The empathy in the interviewer’s voice is totally contrasted by the lack of it in Attard’s.

  7. Natalie says:

    “They are telling us they want to go to Scandinavia. Heqq, for us, they can go to Scandinavia, because we are too small to sustain them.”

    Incredible..

    And she really needs to wash her hair, it’s disgusting. I wash mine on alternate days; every day if it gets too greasy. Shampoo isn’t that expensive, you know.

  8. rupert says:

    This is hardly surprising. Our head of state speaks English with the fluency and mellifluousness of an enraged parrot.

    Yesterday in his address at the Spanish national day reception he referred to the ‘bondage that exists’ between Malta and Spain, pronounced trajectory as tray-ecktory and dulcis in fundus honoured the Spanish Ambassador by quoting from ‘Garzia Lorrca’.

    Given that the Ambassador had gone to the trouble of learning to toast in Maltese, one would be forgiven for assuming our President would pronounce Garcia Lorca properly.

    • La Redoute says:

      Ah, Spanish National Day. Hence the Spanish Princess Birthday Party at Girgenti Palasss.

      Sorry, but the capitalisation’s absolutely essential here.

  9. Alexander Ball says:

    How many tourists visit Malta in a year?

    Such a small country with such a large population.

    How does Malta cope?

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      The same way I cope when I visit, say, Outer Mongolia. I point at a sandwich, I point at the coffee, I speak English, the shopkeeper speaks his lingo, grunts, nods, and the transaction is concluded.

      The real question is how do YOU cope?

  10. mattie says:

    Minn tant, mal-BBC marru jaghmlu l-intervista?

  11. Neil says:

    Imagining her giving the slow nod, eyes wide and pursing her lips in that Maltese, pseudo-sympathetic way, while the reporter expresses her genuine grief for the man.

  12. Gorg Borg says:

    Shockingly unable to speak properly…

  13. Antoine Vella says:

    Apart from the delivery, what makes me ashamed to be Maltese is the endless whinging: we’re small, boo hoo, and nobody helps us, sob sob.

    • Kevin says:

      They know no better. It’s Mintoff all over again.

      • ken il malti says:

        Good personal grooming should have no political party affiliations.

        There is no excuse for bad personal hygiene in this day and age in Malta and Gozo, considering that bathroom renovations with first class imported bathroom fixtures have been going on at a steady rate since 1988.

        Even with the handicap of a piddly water supply from a rooftop water tank.

    • La Redoute says:

      “Some of them say they want to go to Scandinavian countries because they have family there. If it is for us of course we want them to go because we are a small country and cannot sustain” etc., etc., etc., ad nauseam.

      She (not ‘we’ Ramona, please count me out) wants them to meet their families because Malta’s small.

      Not “because we want family reunification”, but “because Malta is small”.

  14. gigi says:

    She is missing a tattoo on her right shoulder blade.

  15. Joe says:

    Ramona Attard says: ‘They have confirmed that his son is dead’. And NOT A HINT OF EMOTION.

  16. U Leeee says:

    Dehra ta’ mdellka u ragunar ta’ midilka.

  17. Nick says:

    Oh mine Goth.

  18. Joan says:

    No empathy in Ramona’s voice while hearing that poor man keening over his son’s death. But instead she made sure everyone knew that she let some people use her mobile phone to contact their families.

    Shameful attitude.

  19. Sinking Ship says:

    She said ‘HEQ’….ohhhh no she said heq! If I could sum up this government with one gesture it would be *facepalm*

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