The Police say: “No Missing Person are currently available”. And to heighten the comedic effect, it’s right next to the Menu tab.

Published: October 19, 2013 at 12:18am

You couldn’t make this up. No, not even if you tried.

If you want your Missing Person roast or grilled, call back next week. By then, they might have found one in the freezer.

No missing person currently available




10 Comments Comment

  1. admin says:
    October 19, 2013 at 12:18 am

    http://www.pulizija.gov.mt/en-us/missingpersons.aspx

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  2. Osservatore says:
    October 19, 2013 at 4:02 am

    “No missing persons are currently available” is an oxymoron. It sounds like something the Police Commissioner might say.

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  3. Bullivant says:
    October 19, 2013 at 11:10 am

    So missing persons are out of stock too. Call in Godfrey Farrugia.

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  4. Gigi says:
    October 19, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    It seems that they are speaking about some medicine not available on the POYC scheme.

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  5. Chris Portelli says:
    October 19, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    Can I have mine medium to well done please?

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  6. Stephen Borg Fiteni says:
    October 19, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Qeghdin sew.

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  7. anthony says:
    October 19, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    They met the same fate of Pharmacy of Your Choice medicines.

    They are out of stock.

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  8. Evarist Saliba says:
    October 19, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    Surely this qualifies for “Quotes of the week”.

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  9. A.Farrugi says:
    October 19, 2013 at 5:58 pm

    Imagine if they had to write it in Chinese

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