Legs crossed or knees together, feet pointing straight out…where are those image consultants, again?

Published: November 17, 2013 at 1:24am

For Malta’s unprepossessing prime minister and Minister of Homeland Security, look to the left of the picture. They’re the only ones sitting with their legs apart, and the prime minister has his trademark pigeon-toed pose.

They look like fat, graceless rednecks. But for small mercies let us be grateful: Joe Vulgar Bonnici, chief of Identity Malta, wasn’t there with them to show the room his crotch in his favourite pig-man at a barbecue pose.

Malta government legs wide open

4 Comments Comment

  1. ACD says:

    In his defence, it’s a little uncomfortable to sit with your legs crossed/together when your BMI is colour-coded either orange or red.

    If he didn’t go to the gym everyday, he’d look like that innumerate maverick next to him.

  2. albona says:

    How could someone with such fat thighs possibly cross his legs gracefully?

    Not to mention the other Muppet who looks like he has just finished checking tickets on a tram.

  3. A says:

    I don’t think Mallia can cross his legs – mission impossible.

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