Oh how nice. A brown suit. With a flowered tie.
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June 6, 2014 at 10:07am
Police and Army Minister Manuel Mallia, already a terribly unprepossessing chap, turned up to the EU’s Justice and Home Affairs council meeting yesterday wearing a brown suit with a shiny flowered tie.
The press photographs do not allow us to see his shoes, which I suppose is fortunate.
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What an imposing figure, Alla jbierek.
So that’s where Humpty Dumpty ended up after he had a great fall.
Biex ikun iktar qisu harja
A man talking to a hobbit.
That must be the first Faberge egg made in brown crepe.
Crap, actually.
Was he invited for the free wine and pizza afterwards? You can tell he’s already thinking of scoffing the lot.
Can we drum up a petition and get enough signatures to make them wear a uniform?
At least the jacket is not buttoned… if it bursts, he could kill the poor guy in front of him.
“Yes, that’s right. In 10 litre jerrycans – stacked on a child’s pushchair, of course”.
“Yes, sure the pizza keeps hot. The police cars have their sirens on – all the way to the customer who ordered them”.
Isma’, ma naqsitx xi biċċa damask daqs l-ingravata tal-ministru minn xi knisja hux?
Xi dwejjaq iqabbduni in-nies matnazzi meta jippuppaw zaqqhom jew sidirom li prattikament qisom l-istess ħaġa.
How rude of him to sit down in the middle of a conversation.
The EU’s Justice and Home Affairs council meets approximately every other month.
Since when has the prime minister’s wife become the first lady?
http://www.tvm.com.mt/news/michelle-muscat-tappoggja-inizjattiva-tal-eks-president-amerikan-clinton/
How I detest that “faqmijja” smile.
Did she make a speech about push-backs?
Mela ghalhekk ma marritx ghal-parents’ day tat-tfal.
He looks like my great-aunt’s armchair.
Hemm pied differenza fit-tull u mijja fil-hsieb.
http://www.shutterstock.com/pic.mhtml?id=142368841
Not only does he behave like one. He’s also dressed like one.
With Mallia’s dumpy figure it would not matter what colour suit he had on.
Although he might look slightly better if he wore a pink suit with large white polka-dots, with a red carnation in his lapel.
His Romanian wife who called us ‘injuranti’ on Facebook isn’t even capable of making sure her sugar-daddy leaves the house and country properly dressed for the occasion.
Mrs Mallia, one bit of advice: burn his brown suits and while you’re at it, tie that horrid neck-tie up in knots and give it to a stray dog to chew.
And put him on a strict diet.
What is the Romanian for ‘ll-lalla kemm int ohxon?’
‘Dumnezeu cum Grăsime’
Well you asked and that’s what Google translate gave so don’t look at me.
Tan-nylon minghand Tal-Lira.
I thought it was made from worsted Romanian tweed and dyed in a slurry of fresh cow manure and slaked lime?
At least it wasn’t a brown shirt.
See what I’ve done there.
Well…
http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2014-06-06/news/opposition-leader-fails-another-credibility-test-government-5356191745/
I suppose the next step is to jail him right? The question here isn’t whether deducing is breach of privilege, but why the deduction made caused Muscat the hissiest of fits.
If I deduce the same, the day the prime minister takes on Farrugia Sacco’s legalistic defence against anything decent, do I get to be questioned by these new boys on the block?
What is your email address, please?
[Daphne – [email protected]]
This ‘minister’ will surely be greatly responsible for Joseph Muscat’s downfall in a few years time: even PL supporters hate his way of saying and doing things.
By now, Mallia should have suspended on half pay Silvio Scerri just for what the latter has allegedly said most recently about Norman Vella and the way he treated others before the incident with Norman Vella.
He’s definitely not the right man to represent us abroad.
Here they are.
http://jitterbugboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Brown-Clown.jpg
Perhaps his Romanian wife is his fashion advisor. Remember she is not an injuranta like the rest of us.
At least the buttons are undone. Thank God for small mercies.
I can’t imagine otherwise.
Tghid iddubbaha minghand il-Bortex? Il-vera ghammilhom reklam sabih.
More liberal habits by our Minister for National Security, as revealed by The Guardian this morning. A Government that Eavesdrops.
Just when I thought my terrible day was done and out with, I stumble across this picture which instills my long lost saying ‘life is a comedy, laugh at it’. Thank you, Mr. Mallia!
My husband’s reaction to the pic: “Il-l** qisu bott h?$a “. Somebody please flush him.
That’s what one gets when reverse engineering a kiss to a prince.
Funnily enough the Brown Toad’s Latin name is Bufo bufo. (‘bufo’ means ‘toad’ in Latin.)
Please note that it’s one ‘f’ not two so let’s not speculate further.
Propju qisu bajda iebsa li hdaret.
How embarrassing for Malta: a fat, short guy with a suit like that. X’misthija.
He’s simply showing his true colours!
If only our politicians and their wives could peruse the thousands of pictures taken in Normandy today.
Maybe they will one day learn some dress sense.
I do not expect the wives to wear Queen Victoria’s fringe brooch like the queen since no one in Malta can afford it.
Maltese ladies are often heard saying: L-Inglizi ma jafux jilbsu. Just have a look at a picture of Sam Cameron at Sword Beach.
Unless you are a downright idiot you cannot help but saying: “Wow”.
He reminds me of Mr Toad from ‘The Wind in the Willows’
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/E.H._Shepard_illustration_of_Mr_Toad.jpg
Is that suit from army surplus?
I think the Americans had that kind of tent for D-Day.
Is there a job opening for an EU mascot?
“Telghatli Carmela fil-lotterija tal-iskejjel tal-knisja, ta – anzi lahhaqt nigi hawn ghax tghidx kemm domt nistenna fil-kju biex niccekja”.
Be specific: a shiny purple tie heavily decorated with gold flowers.
What does Baxxter have to say on this particular sartorial horror?
Would he be Tweedledum or Tweedledee?
I’ve always ascribed brown suits to detectives. Maybe he fancies himself as one, who taps into live calls in search of his next victim – which isn’t limited to suspected criminals, but tradituri u xewwiexa too.
From the unwritten rules:
“Never trust a man in a brown suit…”
No need to guess whether his on-looker is au courant.
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How encouraging for Malta Fashion Week…
From jabot reminiscent frills for the ladies to floral ties in hitherto unseen combination….
Triple gaudy. Is this the ultimate Romanian turn-on?
Please put a lid on it.
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Quite a case study demanded as to what lurks beneath the veneer – or lack thereof – of a short and ugly criminal lawyer with imperfect vision from Malta’s marshlands.