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Slow down on that botox, Jeffrey. You can hardly smile.
“What nice teeth you have. Who’s your dentist?”
“U int, allura, x’int, proprjament? Nazzjonalist, Lejburist, Egoist? X’tip ta’ -ist, istra?”
Opportunist
“Jeff, smajt li t-tieni mara telqitek ukoll.”
“Madam, who is your dentist? You have a Hollywood smile.”
There are pearls and pearls. These are very boring and mediocre. I thought that before, thought about holding in the comment and letting her fudge along in that mediocrity but really, again, little things make a big difference.
Is that a ring on her index?
“A bit to the left, Marie Louise. No, no, right, higher, higher, almost there now, yes, yes.
Shit – you’re wearing socks.”
Kemm ħeles minna tajjeb, Joseph!
Her Excellency: “Dear God, what’s that growing on his nose? Never mind, keep smiling, keep smiling.” (Grits teeth) “Keep smiling”
A signet ring on the little finger of his left hand. Did he buy it for himself? Or is it a gift from Lara Boffa?
“Ilek ma tmur s’għand is-Serkin?”
“Gibtlek wiehed tal-pizelli minghand is-Serkin, Marie Louise. Imma daqsxejn mghaffeg ghax ilu fil-but mil-hamsa ta’ filghodu.”
“I’m sorry about this, ma’am, but my pocket dog is distractingly active right now in my…errr…pocket.”
MLC + JPO = 0
“You’ve been naughty again, haven’t you. Tut, tut, don’t say ‘no’ because it shows. I can see it from your shiny noise”.
“I’ve been photoshopped to within an inch of my life. What’s your excuse, Jeff?”
“Mulej, issa li ltqajt mieghek nista’ nikkancella iz-zjara li kelli naghmel lill-Papa.”
MCST. Malta Council for Sycophants and Twats.
“Hi baby! Smajt li int tghidx kemm kont tigri ma’ l-irgiel mizzewgin. Jien kont mizzewweg darbtejn. Xi tghid, eh?”
“No, Jeffrey. You have had far too much Earl Grey already.”
“That’s not the pearl necklace I had in mind”
“Jeffrey, when you get married for the third time, you and Lara Boffa can film your pre-wedding video in the palace garden in exchange for a small donation to the Community Chest Fund. If you get married for the fourth time and I’m still here, it’s free.”
“You are supposed to cross your fingers like this, because in Western culture slipping the right finger into the left hand means only one thing.”
“When I get married for the third time, I want a wedding just like your inauguration ceremony, Ma’am.”
“My God, have you seen the state of the prime minister’s teeth?”
“I only do his botox, ma’am. I’m not actually his dentist.”