The magistrate should slip Musumeci a couple of Valium

Published: January 10, 2017 at 9:00pm

Gone is the façade of Sinjura Caruana Galizia this and Sinjura Caruana Galizia that, of faux rationality and reasonable tones, of Mr Cool and Relaxed.

Now, Robert Musumeci is hysterical – capital letters, exclamation marks, surname and all, rabble-rousing his bogan friends on Facebook.

This is the cause of his screeching rage. He wants me to publish his reply, but he hasn’t sent me one.

Oh, hang on a minute. He must mean the reply he sent to the President of the Chamber of Architects: 500 words of turgid, meaningless and barely comprehensible pseudo-legalese (because now he has a law degree like Charlon Gouder and Luciano Busuttil)…in Maltese.

Sorry, Musumeci, but no. If you want me to publish your reply, reply directly to me, make it short, snappy and to the point, and write it in English, because you’re replying to something written in English. If you have trouble with that language, get your girlfriend to write it for you. Then either post it on this comments board or email it to me for upload (details at the bottom of the page).

Until you actually send me a reply, you have no right to claim that I didn’t upload it. Tell your bogan friends that. Or don’t bother. I don’t much care what you bogans think.