Pour yourself a stiff drink, then lie down for an hour. You will need to.

Published: August 9, 2017 at 4:53pm

All you have to do is picture him dancing to this with his wife Nickie, who has deactivated her Facebook page and not before time.


Everything about this is so, so wrong. But in brief, it’s your typical 1980s Malta Labour Party song: the tune, the verse, the choice of words like ġensna (our nation), the theme of The Struggle and The Valiant Cause and People and How We Will Overcome.

And they actually sing “avukat ta’ klassi”.