Let’s kill the time with some more chicken jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To coalesce with Harry Vassallo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For the sheer hell of it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
We’ll consult our internal experts and when the committee files its report, we’ll call a press conference. Next question please.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do you keep asking me this question? I don’t answer hypothetical questions. Next question please.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
That wasn’t a chicken. That was Silvio Parnis. He hasn’t gelled his hair yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So all others will have to follow. This is how we do things. We’re a team.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Michael Falzon had a gun.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was confident that this was the right direction to take. If it wasn’t, the chicken will have no regrets.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why are you asking about chickens? We should be talking about corruption.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ask our designers. We delegate.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Joe Mizzi noticed there was Something Fishy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
You’re saying the chicken crossed the road. Do you know how many eggs were laid last week? Exactly. And then you say there’s no corruption?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
That wasn’t a chicken. That was a Super One cameraman fleeing the Son of Daphne.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
If it is confirmed that the chicken crossed the road, we will open an enquiry and inform the paraventu.
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I thought that there won’t be anything new at 2am but my addiction to this blog has grown so much over the past few days, that I had to check in again before heading off to bed!! And now I’m so glad that there’s something new! :)
Thanks a lot for this space. I love the way you comment on the events, and I love the way you express your feelings and thoughts (and those of many other Maltese citizens). You’ve done it better than anyone else could. Let’s just hope that the majority of the population has been sensible enough to make the right choice in this election … only a few hours to go *bites nails*